You can drown, explode or toast your ex with lightning. The Sims video game can provide a therapeutic distraction to real-life problems
It’s 11:45pm. This is the fifth text I’ve received from my best friend, checking up on me after the last two depressing weeks I’ve had. She’s asking why I haven’t replied to her all day. I tell her I’m busy. Very busy. You see, my ex just went for a relaxing swim and I need to make sure they never get out of the pool. No, no, don’t call the cops – this is all happening in The Sims 2, where revenge is pixelated, hilarious, and completely legal! Do not try any of this at home. Unless it’s a sweet crib in Pleasantview.
The Sims 2 is celebrated for its use of original lore, hidden easter eggs and cheats for various quirky scenarios that help elevate the game. One of these cheats uncovers the many ways you can kill your Sim, a handy tool for exacting your revenge on a certain someone. By making your ex in The Sims 2, you’re entitled to a deep catharsis as you witness the one who wronged you, engulf themselves in flames or drown in a pool of their own shame and guilt! And the best part? No jail time.
1. Drown your ex
Every The Sims 2 fan is familiar with this mode of killing – popping your ex in the pool and getting rid of the ladder right after. They have no choice but to remain swimming. For hours. And hours. Up until their sweet death, flailing their arms about like they’re at a rave. Talk about an ick! If you really want to savour their end, feed them beforehand. It causes their hunger bar to go down really slowly, but once it does, it’s time for action. What’s that thing again where people say you shouldn’t go swimming on a full stomach?
2. Set your ex on fire
Available on Windows and MacOS, The Sims 2 Super Collection consists of exciting expansion packs like The Sims 2 Nightlife. This pack includes the flame-shooting fire jet that works its magic if left alone in a small room with your desired victim. It’s the quickest way to kill your ex without needing to starve them or have their ‘comfort bar’ levels down. Plus, it sets the Grim Reaper on fire too whilst he collects your ex. Collateral is always fun when you’re seething at the world.
3. Use cheats to overcome time
Sometimes killing your ex in The Sims 2 takes a little too long for one’s liking. But do not fret! By following these instructions, you get the option to kill your ex in a number of ways, in one quick swift click.
4. Death by lightning
If you press on ‘Rodney’s Death Creator’, the option for ‘Death by Lightning’ appears. After it’s clicked, a lightning bolt strikes your victim and shocks them to death, leaving a deep-fried and crispy treat for one to devour. Leave to cool for two minutes; revenge is best served cold!
5. Death by flies
This one’s a little on the gentler side. Not because of the death itself, but a swarm of flies killing your ex means you don’t actually have to see your ex. Instead, they’re buried in a cloud of black, just like their empty “I Love You’s” after breaking your heart.
6. Death by satellite
A great substitute for witnessing your ex being abducted by aliens is the ‘Death by Satellite’ option. As they lie on their backs to cloud gaze, a satellite drops from the sky straight onto them, crushing them like they crushed your future plans by leaving you.
It’s all fun and games
Breakups can be tough. Gaming, especially sandbox games like The Sims, can provide a therapeutic distraction to real-life problems. Whether it’s to poke fun at a sad situation, feel a sense of control over a narrative you’ve been forced into, have a desperate need for catharsis, or gain some closure in your own whacky and creative way, The Sims 2 will hold your hand as you choose to heal in your own, delightfully evil manner.
Besides, The Grim Reaper is a great rebound!
